Pride And Prejudice by Jane Austen

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

However little known the feelings or views of such a man might be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

Words are all the characters and the author have to seduce with, and their lips to an ear are all that is needed to be excited. Like super-straitlaced, clean, orderly, quiet, arms-length porn. Absolutely delightful!



When two young men of good fortune move into the district, Mrs. Bennet sets about making a match for them among her five daughters. But before wedding bells chime, the two main protagonists, Darcy and Elizabeth, must overcome their individual follies of pride and prejudice.